TEXAS....ugh

So now it seems that you can't even be drunk in a bar in the "state" of Texas. Even if you are drinking at a hotel bar and staying in that same hotel if you get drunk you run the risk of being arrested. I'm soooo glad I don't have to travel to Texas for work anymore!

REASONS I HATE TEXAS:
1) That fucking arrogant "Don't Mess With Texas" slogan
2) Dallas Cowboys
3) BUSH 41
4) BUSH 43
5) Enron
6) Tom Delay

REASONS I LOVE TEXAS:
1) Ken Ryker
2) Ann Richards
3) AUSTIN
4) J.R.

All in the Family

Like many Americans, former First Lady Barbara Bush made a donation to the hurricane Katrina relief program. But Babs put the stipulation that her donation be "ear marked" to buy specific computer software for the Houston, TX school system. She believed that do to the overcrowding of Houston schools from evacuees that they would need this new software.

I take issue(s) with this:

1. What good is more software if you do not have more new computers to put it on?
2. You can't sleep under, eat, wear, or drink software.

Oh and before I forget....the company that makes the specific computer software she requested is owned by her son Neil Bush.

Ahhh nepotism, think of it as incest for the rich.

SHAME ON YOU BARBARA!

3 years 5 months

So you want to play with fire Scarecrow?

The last time Duh-bya called on Helen Thomas at a press conference was October 2002. So just what the hell did he expect?

LET'S PLAY TWO

We get a NEW ballpark AND we get to keep our name! It was a good day for baseball in DC.


27 Days until NATS home opener.

BING, DING...Doors Closing

17 minutes later the train arrived.

Project Ringtone

* Designer's gather round.
* Santino, where's Andre?
* Where's my fucking chiffon?
* Carry on.

And my favorite...

* It's a mother fuckin' walk off.