TEXAS....ugh

So now it seems that you can't even be drunk in a bar in the "state" of Texas. Even if you are drinking at a hotel bar and staying in that same hotel if you get drunk you run the risk of being arrested. I'm soooo glad I don't have to travel to Texas for work anymore!

REASONS I HATE TEXAS:
1) That fucking arrogant "Don't Mess With Texas" slogan
2) Dallas Cowboys
3) BUSH 41
4) BUSH 43
5) Enron
6) Tom Delay

REASONS I LOVE TEXAS:
1) Ken Ryker
2) Ann Richards
3) AUSTIN
4) J.R.