Adventure to the HOME DEPOT

Actual transcript of a conversation I had today with 3 HOME DEPOT employees.

ME: Excuse me, do you have any spray on water repellent? The kind that you put on boots, or coveralls, or tents.
HD guy 1: That should be in the paint department.
ME: Thanks.

I then proceed from Hardware to Paint and the conversation starts again...

ME: Excuse me, do you have any spray on water repellent? The kind that you put on boots, or coveralls, or tents.
HD guy 2: That's in hardware.
ME: Well, hardware sent me to paint.
HD guy 2: hmmmmm and gazes off into space.

It was then that I used my super vision power to look into his mind. Yep, just a damn white mouse on an exercise wheel. So it was back to Hardware where HD guy 1 had been joined by HD guy 3....this is where it gets good

ME: (to HD guy 1) Hey man, the guy in paint says it's in a hardware.
HD guy 1 : What?
ME: The water repellent spray I asked you about. (like 90 seconds ago)
HD guy 3: ahhh that's in Inside Garden.
ME: So it's not in hardware and it's not in paint?
HD guy 1: No

Then HD guy 3 looks me square in the grill and says...

"You may want to try looking for it in a HARDWARE STORE."

I kid you not, I busted out laughing and said " I thought I was in one!"

Needless to say, I will be sending this gem in Email form to the ATL.

PLAY BALL!

TUESDAY, AUGUST 08, 2006
Went to the Washington Nationals night "out". The BF did an awesome job of organizing the event. Found if kind of interesting that another group that night was the Republican National Committee (RNC). I guess that just made it easier for those closeted GOP'ers to get a date. Also thought it was funny that when their group name was displayed on the jumbo-tron a loud BOOOOOO was heard in the stadium. And now for some pics!

Da BEARS!








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$58 BUCKS for THAT!?!?! Repeat after me...Are you out of your fuckin' homo mind?

One Bad Apple?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Marie Osmond was hospitalized for a failed suicide attempt. Her spokeswoman however said that "She had an adverse reaction to some medication and blacked-out."

hmmmm...Maybe SHE is a "Little bit Rock & Roll."

Get Well Sugar Tits!