FATWA!

Yesterday, a fanatical religious leader issued a fatwa on Venezuela President Hugo Chavez. NO...It wasn't Osama, it was our own Pat Robertson of Virginia Beach, VA. You remember this nut case, head of the Christian Coalition. The same Pat Robertson that proclaimed that America got what it deserved on 9/11. Yep, that guy.

Just what part of "thou shalt NOT KILL" does Pat Robertson NOT understand?

The only thing that would have made this better would have been if Jerry Falwell had issued the fatwa. Then the heading for this entry would have been " Fat one issues Fatwa".

BTW... Someone needs to remind Falwell that GLUTTONY is one of the "7 deadly sins".

Lord, please save us from your followers.